The Letters | Mr Price @misty0_0

Like I said earlier;

Myself and a couple of awesome writers would be posting Letters. Short Letters addressed to anybody. Anybody in the sense that you can see a letter to Beyonce, Batman or maybe a pet cat.

Expect hilarious letters.
Expect crazy secrets to be blown open.
Expect stupendous statements.
Expect the unexpected.

All between now and the new year.

And you can get in on the fun.
Write a letter to anybody. A crush perhaps, a family member… Maybe your evil chemistry lecturer.
Make sure it has a bit of fun and makes sense too and send it to my email;

If its awesome good, we’ll post it today or tomorrow.

Taiwo (@misty0_0) kicks off today with a letter to Mr Price.

If you missed the letter addressed to Mae; you can read it  Here


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Dear Mr. Price,

You’ve had it coming,  for a year or two.
Don’t even pretend, don’t even try.

Mr. Price indeed… more like Mr. Low Price for low quality.
Copying great designs to distract us from your shit.
You know who else does that? China clothes.

With your cheap materials and your rough sewings
Buttons fall off, thread starts loosing, fading… fading.
Two months later,
New rag for the bathroom

Luring us in with bright lights, great music, dressed mannequins.
Sucking us in… making us forget
Well played Mr. Price, well played.
The babalawo you used is strong.
You have won this battle.

Yours in this Love-Hate thing,

The Drunk Archer.

P.s. I saw a silver sweater with black thread sticking out like an electrocuted rat. I’ll be back for it next week.


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