Diary Of a CU Student 5

Hey Diary,
I baffled myself today again (it happens every time… I’m that awesome :D) as to how I’ve never mentioned how my school rocks in sports… Or how other schools make it seem like we do. Countless times, we’ve invited folks from other schools and they’ve all willingly accepted to come and get their asses kicked; not that it’s a good thing but from CU, I’m guessing its some sort of ecstasy to them and everybody wants to have a share in the beef towards us like it’s some national cake.

Anyways, we got used to being called “Local Champions”… Why? Because we were nice enough to invite our colleagues to come get whipped… an unfair judgement, don’t you think. But I think we deserve it. My mum once told me, if you don’t have enemies, you’re getting it all wrong. Papa said the same thing so am pretty sure we’re on the right track.

Ehen, for the reason I’m here exactly; I watched some guys murder Dami, I don’t mean kill o… He just got tackled like real bad, even to the point of his sexuality being questioned… LOL..
The conversation or at least what I heard of it went something like this;

Guys: Dude!…. Sup with you? How come you’ve never mentioned soccer or b-ball on your blog?

Mike D: Why should I? How would Messi or Kobe Bryant inspire people?

Guys: What?! You didn’t just say that!

Mike D: Say what? I only asked a question.

Guys: Were you at the variety night last week?

Mike D: yea, yea… What’s that got to do with the topic at hand?

Guys: Remember the girl that won the CU’s got talent ish?

Mike D: Yea… so?

Guys: What song did she sing?

Mike D: The champions league theme song… so?

And then I guess it dawned on him and me too… just so you know, The pretty girl won 130k cos she sang the champions league song and well too. I suddenly remembered the way the eyes of guys and girls that form they love football lit up. Even Mr Fadugba was caught up in the euphoria. So now I’ve accepted, dunno if Dami’s still forming strong head sha but Sports especially soccer is inspiring. So this is me talking about sports here…

As for the guys killing themselves in the final year league saga, I would say you don’t border. Archi’s winning this year’s edition and there is no foul devil that’ll stop that. I’m still a big fan of marketing though, but I’m sorry, Archi girls are the girls that’ll be doing the victory dance come whenever the competition ends.

As to the title of “Local Champions”, Our CU team took a short tour to redeemers last week and whooped them in all sports. Ouch! Our Archi team also defeated the Archi teams from Unilag and OOU… So I’m guessing that title is old fashioned, we really should be called The Champions now, yeah, we’re bad like that. (cool).

In other news, Grad date got postponed to July 26… Still not sure if am to cry or leap for joy? -_-

Tomiwa G.

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Diary Of A CU Student 4

Errr… I really should write something for or with pastor Victor in mind. Really admire that man.

Anyways, that’s for later. Sup Diary! Yeah, yeah, its been ages, I know. Its not my fault actually. The Internet connection was so off the charts, it couldn’t find the chart again. Even in CST, there was nothing concrete to rely on. And the ongoing electricity issue… Arrghh… The really annoying aspect is that Joseph hall consistently has light, even when the whole school (I mean Daniel hall, no offense) is in darkness. I can literally see the pipes grinning and poking their tongues out at us from their windows.

Before I ruin m0y mood with this rising anger, Lemme gist you about Drama Night.
Yea, it was tonight. Wasn’t boring, but wasn’t too interesting. I sha didn’t sleep so that’s a plus I guess. The concept was fresh though with the Generals and Salvation ish. But those guys handling the lights kept directing it at my face. It felt like being in the spotlight alrite, but now I know why them Kim and Breezy mess up when you have hundreds of that thing in their faces.
Pastor Ntia acted though! Played the voice of God and he played it well. You should have heard the numerous “awwws” when he said “I Love You”. He sure has fans in this CU. What else? Gideon acted as an angel of God… Tolu acted in her pyjamas (She’s sure in trouble for that)… Aghazie got slapped and Success cried and died. All in all, it was alright… Michael and General Fred were hilarious tho.

Got to run along now… Another lecture filled week kicks off tomorrow, and how well could I have kicked it off except with TMC… Tragic :(.. Another lecture of marriage. I sure as hell don’t want to get married anytime soon. The commitment and all them mushy things; not my thing.. No offense to the beautiful ladies getting married immediately after June 28. I heard it got postponed to July 26 though, I mean Grad day. They better not mess with my emotions… Till that rumour is confirmed, its 54 days left.

p.s. I’ll post that Pastor Victor thingy soon… don’t be surprised if it takes me forever, One cant trust school this days… With that I say Goodnite Diary!

Diary of a CU Student 3:

It’s quite funny that the whole school, rather, part of it went gaga over ReDef and a 250 million naira worth competition is ongoing that nobody knows about. Not that it’s any of my business but my own guys are part of the top teams in contention for the money. 😛 … That’s by the way though. Not my business. Could have been if part of the 250 million geez is coming my way but it aint… so, whatever… *flips hair backwards*
Now as to why we are here. I saw E***** yesterday on my way to CST. For non-Hebronites, that stands for the college of science and technology. She was tall, slim, fine and had this aura that screamed BABE!
So I walked towards her, licked my lips to make them pink small (Don’t beef, they are close to pink)… sha we exchanged pleasantries, said our goodbyes and went our different ways. I took a short peek backwards after I took a few steps and noticed she didn’t look back. End of story. 😦
The network is back now, for all of you wondering. No need to walk to CST to browse anymore, not as if I’ll do so anyways. It’s pretty fast now sef. Courtesy of very few connected persons to the network. I’m still praying they don’t bring the light, boys” laptops and I Pads have died.. hehe Nobody must browse except me, Nobody! Welcome to the CU way of life if you aren’t initiated already. Its every man for himself.
Its 68 days to go by the way. June 28 is still a reality by God’s grace. Still wondering if I should try meeting the mystery girl again. For y’all wondering who she is, she’s in 100 level and in environmental science. That’s enough expo for you. Go do the digging yourself.
About any other gist from the CU angle, there’s none. Just that CPC dues is due this today and Yours truly hasn’t paid. *Bows*. why you ask? I can always get a green gown from a store in Marina. Just saying though -__-
Good night!

Never intended to do what I’m about to do now, but Jegede (formerly @Dr_Jegs) would not let me rest. Nigga doesn’t understand what a personal diary means… Anyways, follow @TheNEW_Dr_jegs on twitter. He’s mad but cool.

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